Blue whale is my favourite animal.
Note to fellow whale lovers: searching ‘whale’ on Tumblr will incidentally lead to pictures of girls who aren’t fat calling themselves whales. And why should whales be used as an insult? They’re awesome.
Dad the story of the passion is the cornerstone the Christian faith, and although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad. It’s like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game
—Lisa Simpson (via samanthasharma)
